Monday, February 15, 2010

Home ~ Porch ~ Cabin Sayings

How many of us still are the last to go to bed, when the rest of the family is already there? 

Day's End--Ora Pete Stewart



The fire is dying, and the door is latched'



My day is done. Not quite, for in my hand



This little pair of trousers must be patched



Where General Custer made his latest stand.







Tomorrow they will ride with Jesse James,



Or fight with Crokett for the Alamo-



I take a stich, then coax the fading flames



To rise where embers were content to glow.





I do not ask for more--a little light,


A rocking chair, a friendly fire to tend,



Someone to tuck between soft sheets at night--



And always, always something, Lord, to mend.



Home Rules:

If you sleep in it.....make it up.

If you wear it......hang it up.

If you drop it.....pick it up.

If you eat out of it....put it in the sink.

If you step in it....wipe it off.

If you open it....close it.

If you empty it....fill it up.

If it rings.....answer it.

If it howls.....feed it.

If it cries....love it.
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Home is the place where we grumble the most and are loved the best.


Home is where they feed you!

Home is where they have to let you in.

Home is where your Honey is!

Housework is the Pits! ( or you could use Cooking, Working, Gardening etc. )


Housework makes me ugly! ( or you could use Gardening, laundry, cooking, etc. )

Housework makes your HARE turn gray

Housework, done properly, can kill you

Housework, when done correctly, can kill you.

Housework...Just sweep the room with a glance.

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