Friday, February 19, 2010

Kitchen Sayings

Kitchen Signs

Kitchen closed....this chick has had it!

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious"

"No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes"

"A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house"

"If we are what we eat, then I'm easy & fast"

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand"

"Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator"

"A clean house is a sign of a misspent life"

"Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out"

"Housework done properly can kill you"

"Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives"

"My next house will have no kitchen--just vending machines"

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!

I'm creative, You can't expect me to be neat too!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand


 So this isn't Home Sweet Home....Adjust!

Ring bell for maid service....If no answer do it yourself!


If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

Kiss the Cook!

Kitchen closed due to illness I'm sick of cooking!

Kitchen Closed I'm not in the Moo -od . (obviously to do with a cow project! )

I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!

My house was clean last week...too bad you missed it!

A clean kitchen is a sign of a wasted life!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out!

Dull women have immaculate houses.

I'd live life in the fast lane, but I'm married to a speed bump.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

If we are what we eat.....then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

Thou shalt not weigh more than the refrigerator.

Help keep the kitchen clean....eat out!

My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines.

I'm creative, You can't expect me to be neat too!

I clean house every other day....today is the other day!

I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!

My house was clean last week...too bad you missed it!

Dull women have immaculate houses.


I'd live life in the fast lane, but I'm married to a speed bump.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

If we are what we eat.....then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

Thou shalt not weigh more than the refrigerator.

Help keep the kitchen clean....eat out!

My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone

on to lead a normal life.

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