Monday, February 15, 2010

Christmas Sayings

"There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions." - Bill McKibben

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”



“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. ”
“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. ”




“Near, so very near to God, Nearer I cannot be; For in the person of his Son I am as near as he. So dear, so very dear to God, More dear I cannot be; The love wherewith he loves the Son – Such is his love to me.”



“Open your presents at Christmas time but be thankful year round for the gifts you receive.”



“Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.”



“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”

“There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.”

“May the peace and joy of the holiday season be with you throughout the coming year.”




And before you go off, remember this:



“Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation. ”



“May the Joy and Peace of Christmas be with you now and throughout the new year.”



“No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.”



“If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work.”



“Peace on earth will come to stay when we live Christmas everyday ”



“I have had a holiday, and IĆ¢€™d like to take it up professionally.”



Happy Holidays My dears Friends…



“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. ”



“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. “






“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”



“A goose never voted for an early Christmas”



“Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’.”




“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.”






“I have been looking on, this evening, at a merry company of children assembled round that pretty German toy, a Christmas Tree. The tree was planted in the middle of a great round table, and towered high above their heads. It was brilliantly lighted by a multitude of little tapers; and everywhere sparkled and glittered with bright objects.”


~ Charles Dickens






“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”






“Now I’m an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.”


~Orson Welles






“Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!”


~Charles Dickens






Funny one here,






I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark.


~Dick Gregory






Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.


~George Bernard Shaw






Here is the best Christmas tree quote ever.


He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree


~Roy L. Smith




"Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love." - Hamilton Wright Mabie


"Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles!" - Author Unknown



"It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air." - W. T. Ellis



"May peace be more than a season, may it be a way of life" - Author Unknown



" Every day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons." - Author Unknown



"Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day." - Helen Steiner Rice



"Take time to make someone Smile, Your heart receives such rewards that only your heart can spend, A Valuable Treasure in Life Making One Another Smile" - Author Unknown



Any sweet treat: "Wishing you a season filled with sweetness!"



Popcorn: "We just "popped" in to wish you a Merry Christmas!"



Mug with Hot Chocolate Mix: "To our special friends so dear, a cup of cheer."



Candle: "Hope your Christmas is full of light"



Bubble Bath: "May your holidays "bubble" over with fun!"



Cookie Dough - "Here's a little extra "dough" for Christmas"



Jar of Jam: "Hoping your Christmas is "jam" packed with cheer"



"Basket of Bath Items: "When you feel like a basket case, take a break...and slow your pace"

Cake Mix: "Whip up this mix for a wonderful holiday fix!"



"Be naughty....save Santa the trip !"



"Dear Santa: I want it ALL !"



"Delivered in a "twinkle"



"Free the ELVES !"



"Santa is coming to town!"



"This house believes in Santa!"



"Will work for milk and cookies !"



"Trimming the tree with happy hearts, that's the way the holiday starts"



"Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!"



"If you got everything you wanted for Christmas where would you put it?"



"Merry Kissmas with lots of hugs."



"Santa Claws never forgets the cat."



"Santa Paws never forgets the dog."



"What I don't like about office Christmas parties

is looking for a job the next day."

-- Phyllis Diller

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